Mother Of All Gods.. Mini Me Has A Sex Tape... Have Mercy

[Buster]

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Sex tapes. We've all seen them. Hell, by this point, we've probably all made them (and that includes Molls)! But even on your loneliest of lonely nights, when you dial up RedTube in search of the dirtiest, kinkiest porn that the Internets have to offer, we'd bet you dollars to donuts that none of you ever typed the words "Mini-Me Sex Tape" into Google looking to get off. That is, until now. According to our friends at TMZed:

Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness.
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While we are still too mortified by the sight of Verne Troyer frenching some ho to properly collect our thoughts, we will go out on a limb and say that this sex tape will certainly prove to be more exciting that that snoozer of a vid that Kim Kardashian put out. And if the publicity gods are willing, maybe this means renewed hope for The Love Guru's second weekend at the box office, after all. Then again, let's hope not. See you in Gomorrah, peeps!

 

[bookie]

Geez, that was tough to watch.uke1:

 

[MIMS]

Well I guess he's not really a tripod

 

[PBR]

 

[Buster]

photo gallery of his co-star..


http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/vern_troyers_girl#21247

 

[windycityplaya]

 

[GreenDoberman]

Yes that was tough to watch the first seven times but it gets easier after about the 9th of 10th.

 

[Buster]

damn right...his lizard tongue draws them in...can't wait until it is released....i'm good for 10 bucks or so

 

[maxdemo]

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Actor Verne Troyer arrives at the premiere of Paramount's "The Love Guru" held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on June 11, 2008 in Hollywood, California.


Judge orders TMZ to remove sex tape of actor Verne Troyer

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Actor Verne Troyer arrives at the premiere of Paramount's "The Love Guru" held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on June 11, 2008 in Hollywood, California.


[COLOR=#333333! important]The actor, who played Mini Me in the 'Austin Powers' films, files a $20-million federal lawsuit after the tape, allegedly stolen from his home, was posted online and broadcast on TV.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#999999! important]By Harriet Ryan, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer
June 28, 2008 [/COLOR]
A federal judge ordered the gossip site TMZ.com Friday to remove clips of a private sex tape actor Verne Troyer says was stolen from his residence.

Troyer, best known for his portrayal of Mini Me in the "Austin Powers" films, filed suit Thursday seeking more than $20 million in damages for posting portions of a tape the actor made with a former girlfriend.

• Hollywood A-Z: Verne Troyer

U.S. District Judge Philip S. Gutierrez issued a temporary restraining order against TMZ and two other parties allegedly attempting to sell the video after ruling that Troyer "demonstrated a strong likelihood of success" in his suit.

According to court papers, the video of Troyer and former girlfriend Renae Schrider was stolen from the actor's residence in the last few months and "was never intended . . . to be shown to the public."

The judge's order prohibits TMZ, promoter Kevin Blatt and SugarDVD, an online distributor of adult films, from selling or distributing the video.

On Wednesday, TMZ broadcast clips from the video on its television show and posted clips on its website, according the suit.

TMZ reported that Blatt, who brokered the sale of Paris Hilton's sex tape, "is entertaining a $100K offer from Sugar- DVD to distribute the video."

Representatives for TMZ did not return calls seeking comment.

In a message on its website, SugarDVD touted the "existence of one of the most shocking and controversial celebrity sex tapes to date," but said it would release the video only "if Verne gives his consent."

harriet.ryan@latimes.com

 

[Kingofhearts]

don't know who he is but if someone messed around with him, ugly people all over the world have a a chance. Pathetic how so many girls are skanks and settle for guys they can't even halfway find attractive

 

[TescoVee]

Cashing in while the iron's hot, Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer's ex-girlfriend and sex tape co-star Ranae Shrider sat down for an interview with News of the World to openly discuss the couple's sex life. I will never, ever in my entire life write anything as funny as the unintentional hilarity that comes out of Ranae's mouth. This chick should do Vegas:
On sex in general with a midget:
"So I'd lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees! It wasn't quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn't wear a condom. There was no point, they're all too big. On the whole though, he wasn't short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size."
On their first time and the Mini-Me's magical rebound skills:
"I had no complaints. But the whole thing was over in three minutes. It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
On why midget's prefer sex on dry land:
"I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub," she said. "Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him."

 

[TescoVee]